<subNow this is a story all about how my
DA page got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the tracer of a community called DA
In some sewer born and raised
inside the children is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all spellin' some katimari all wrong
When a couple of an heros they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my user page
I got in one little flamewar and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' down to the basement with your yaoi and shota you faggot."
I whistled for a little boy and when he came near
The boy was fresh and he had lice and a pokemon card
If anything I could say that this boy was rare
But I thought, "yah, fuck it. Yo boy take off your clothes!"
I pulled up his shirt he was about 7 or 8
but a cop yelled to the boy "yo holmes get outta there!"later
Looked at my watch I was finally gone
To sit on my fatass as the pedophile of dev-Art.
Lulz. Have you seen your Encyclopedia Dramatica page yet?
They got you good.

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_{Oh, silencing machine. End to all my dreams.}